My Theory on Sex

emotions suck. dealing with them sucks, expressing them sucks. i propose that we all just find some guy with a good sense of humor, a sexy tattoo or two, and ask them to fuck our brains out on a regular basis. i mean, working out is great, but why not just gain twice as many endorphins with a steamy hour-long sex sesh? im of the opinion that it would solve a lot of world and national issues.

RUN, JEWFISH!!!i mean-
JUST SWIM, YOU DUMBFUCKS. 

RUN, JEWFISH!!!
i mean-

JUST SWIM, YOU DUMBFUCKS. 

catbountry:

This is what is like to own a bengal.

oh my fuck, this cat looks like me when i’ve lost my phone! just spazzing ALL OVER THE PLACE

(via getoutoftherecat)

look at all these *insert politically incorrect term here* weatherpeople. that one bitch got nailed by a STOP sign, and a couple men look to be stroking giant penises on their fancy-shmancy screens. i feel like a few bets were lost in the making of the weather predictions….

had a school meeting on friday because i simply havent been turning my homework in for a couple of my classes. i dont like the teacher, its simple as that. and i understand that im going to need to learn to get along with retarded whorebags like her, but for the moment im going to be a spoiled little bitch and refuse to get along with her. 

collegehumor:

Cute Animals Playing Dead

Who knew mourning could be this joyful?

CUTIESS!!!
i died a little inside, too :3 

(Source: youtube.com)

collegehumor:

RIP Nyan Cat
Marty The Cat, the real-life feline who inspired Nyan Cat, sadly passed away today. In honor of the Chris Torres sensation that brought the internet so much wonderfully random joy, we offer this animated farewell to the cat that’s surely hurtling through Heaven indefinitely:

Gonna miss you, Marty! 

collegehumor:

RIP Nyan Cat

Marty The Cat, the real-life feline who inspired Nyan Cat, sadly passed away today. In honor of the Chris Torres sensation that brought the internet so much wonderfully random joy, we offer this animated farewell to the cat that’s surely hurtling through Heaven indefinitely:

Gonna miss you, Marty! 

sdzoo:

The panda cub’s furry belly was on full display this morning as he had his 11th veterinary exam. Staff found his first tooth, and determined that his body condition is above average. Watch him live on Panda Cam: www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam

sdzoo:

The panda cub’s furry belly was on full display this morning as he had his 11th veterinary exam. Staff found his first tooth, and determined that his body condition is above average. Watch him live on Panda Cam: www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam

aakashnihalani:

“Aaktagon II” by Aakash Nihalani, for Nuart 2012 tape on wood, ultraviolet light 135 inches x 135 inches x .25 inches (photographed by Søren Solkær Starbird)

Makes me want to have psychedelic sex :*

aakashnihalani:

“Aaktagon II” by Aakash Nihalani, for Nuart 2012
tape on wood, ultraviolet light
135 inches x 135 inches x .25 inches
(photographed by Søren Solkær Starbird)

Makes me want to have psychedelic sex :*

My Religion and the Questions I Have

I often wonder why so many people (I could be exaggerating here, but I’m just saying what I think) are so convinced that God is a man. I think that it’s a rather biased and antiquated point of view. Personally, I think that God is a woman. Why would a man make life so hard? I don’t think life would be half the bitch it is if a man was in charge. But then, religion as a whole is rather irksome to me. Over the course of history, millions have been martyred in the name of religion. I understand the need to defend your beliefs, don’t get me wrong. I simply find incredible that even today, in a world we so like to believe is modern and progressive, people continue to judge and hate others simply because they don’t agree with their religion. I mean, get your head screwed on straight, would you? Nobody has the right to persecute another based on something so trivial. (Forgive me if that is offensive to you.)

I am just as frustrated by the fact that gays and lesbians are killed (KILLED!) over their sexual preference. It is no business of others whether or not I prefer to dine on pussy or be stuffed with a dick, or both. Perhaps I prefer neither. No matter which way you look at the situation, there is no reason at all that people should take it upon themselves to “fix” someone else. The only people in our society that need “fixing” are rapists and murderers.

I’m not sure that many teens in the United States are aware that ‘gay boot camps’ were so prevalent-and still exist! These places, where (I’m making an assumption here) extremely religious parents send their homosexual children. Its not some fluffy place with 5-star meals and kind leaders. These are places where if you don’t repent for the sin of being a man and liking dick, or being a woman who excels at eating pussy, you are beaten. BEATEN! As though you are some lowly animal who has eaten a scrap it shouldn’t have. Young men and women are scarred for life in these places, and because their parents send them there, they believe it to be the right thing. It isn’t the right thing! At all! It is a sick, horrific, ruinous place that pushes young people to commit suicide, unable to face the fact that the benevolent God that they had followed for so long, whom they had believed would love them forever, had turned his back on their very souls.

Scientists have proven that a mystical thing called Pheromones cause the differences in sexual preference. I won’t claim to be an expert, but I do know a little something about how they work. Imagine that each and every person has their own unique scent, a smell only your brain will register. Technically, we all have our own fragrance, but I doubt any of us enjoy shoving our noses in each others’ armpits. So something about a person’s scent triggers a reaction in your brain, making you think this person is extremely attractive. It just so happens that in gays, their pheromones react to men, and vice versa for lesbians. Bisexual people seem to get the best lot of them all, being attracted to both men and women.

So for today, my mind would circle around and around with a few questions, and I’m hoping those of you who see this will consider them as seriously as i have:

~Why do people think that others’ humanity can be boiled down to one trait?

~Why is religion so important?

~ Why is it that religious people are so…offended by the existence of homosexuals?

Anywho, sorry about the rant…I’m new to Tumblr ^.^

~Maggie